She’s getting a fake boyfriend - me.
Whether she likes it or not.
The leggy car thief is trouble with a capital T.
My brother went down because of her
I need to find him,
which means I’m not letting her out of my sight.
Anywhere the human goes, I go.
I’ll play her fake boyfriend.
Sleep in her bedroom.
Go to her prep school classes.
Take her to the homecoming dance.
I will learn all her secrets, find out all her games.
By the time I’m done with her, she’ll be sorry.
Sorry she ever set foot in our shop.
Sorry she ever met me.
Sorry she made me fall for her.